Saturday, January 17, 2009

Let's Go to the Movies

January 18th edition....

So, I'm kind of a fan of movies. Not a fan of the $9 price tag, but unfortunately there's not a lot I can do about that.

Movies I've recently seen: Slumdog Millionaire, Role Models, and the Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

Slumdog Millionaire- Awesome. My friend Clayton and I went to see "The Reader" but unfortunately due to technical errors were unable to. Fortunately, we scored two free movie passes and were allowed to see whichever movie we so desired that was playing. 

Anyhoo,  walking in, I had no idea what it was about let alone heard of it, thus I had low expectations. But oh was I wrong. It's a great story that follows a young, street urchin in India. He has advanced beyond expected in India's "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" and is accused of cheating. The movie reviews each question and shows how his unfortunate circumstances have led him to each answer. 

Although there are a few laughs and many moments of triumph, it is heartbreaking to get a glimpse into someone else's reality. This isn't a "based on true events" story, but still, I'm sure there is a very close representation of the actual lives of Indian children.   

To sum it up: funny, sweet, sad, triumphant, enraging, and satisfying.

Plus, the last scene may arguably be the best of any movie. Ever.


Role Models- Good chuckle. My friend Brandon and I braved the "Dollar" (actually $4 now) theater to see this bad boy. I'll describe this one as a "bro-comedy." #1 reason: It stars Seann William Scott and Paul Rudd. Of course these guys are buddies and of course Seann William Scott plays the loosey-goosey frat type while of course Paul Rudd plays the uptight guy and of course they work for a ridiculous energy drink company telling kids not to do drugs.

Well, of course they find themselves in legal trouble and in order to stay out of jail, they must complete some community service hours (150 I believe). The duo grudgingly are signed up for a mentor or "role model," if you will, program. And of course they are paired up with the two most difficult "lils" in the place. 

Things get off to a rocky and quite humorous start and of course everyone is happy in the end. 

To sum it up: funny, at times vulgar, bro-manish, and sweet.


The Curious Case of Benjamin Button- Fantastic. The way this movie was received by various people was interesting. I heard many mixed reviews from others, some ranging from not great to "the greatest film of the decade." But whatevs, I couldn't pass up seeing it. Hello, Brad Pitt riding on a motorcycle with aviators, aging backwards, riding on a motorcycle with aviators.... 

Back on track. So this film was originally a short story written by F. Scott Fitzgerald and somehow ended up being a 2 hour and 48 minute film. Benjamin Button was born under "unusual circumstances" and appeared to be a man very advanced in his years. As his number of years increased, his physical appearance became more youthful. While Benjamin is a "child," he meets a young red-head named Daisy who changes his life forever. They become great friends, but the time comes for Benjamin to explore the world on his own. Through the years, Benjamin and Daisy stay in loose contact, but still think of one another. 

Eventually, their paths aligned and the two fall deeply in love. (This happens interestingly enough after Daisy's dance career comes to a premature end... I won't tell you how for the sake of not giving away too much plot, I'd want someone to show me the same courtesy. But this is interesting because F. Scott Fitzgerald's wife, Zelda Fitzgerald, at age 27 became obsessed with ballet. Perhaps was he trying to tell her something?) 

They go on to live happily until Benjamin's condition will no longer allow it. The last 20 minutes of the movie was a big boo-hoo-fest for me. 

To sum it up: funny, sweet, bitter-sweet, sad, romantic, original, and great.



Love the world, each other, and yourselves!

My Long and Unexpected Road to Journalism

I'm not going to lie, this was totally inspired by someone else, but eh, whatever.

When I was younger, I wanted nothing more than to be a trophy wife with an incredible husband and to make beautiful little halflings with him. And horses.

But, of course, I knew I couldn't just count on that, so I decided out of my love for animals to become a vet. It only took one summer of working as a vet tech to crush all of my romantic dreams of saving the lives of animals. 

So I returned to UTC with no sense of direction or purpose. Grrreaaat

One spring, desperate to have some sort of guidance, I took a personality test and a career test. The results showed me, not to any surprise of mine, that I was creative, had many interests, and didn't like doing the same-old-same-old. 

What profession showed up as my supposed #1? Dentist. Being a germ-phoebe, that didn't quite fly. Others such as lawyer, pharmacist, and broadcaster all came up. What a well-spent $30.

Desperate to help her daughter in need, my dear sweet mother came to visit me to try and help me find my destiny. 

I will never forget this moment: my mother and I sat in the newly-renovated "Clarion" hotel (soon to become a Double Tree, mmm those cookies...) as she was flipping through the course catalog. Her face suddenly lit up and she clutched the catalog to her chest and she said, "I found it. I found your major."

Apprehensively, I scooted over to her and looked at what she had found. Communications? What is this about? Do I really need to learn how to communicate. Trust me, if you know me, I've got that one down pat. 

She told me no, look! As I took a closer gander, I saw all of these writing and television production courses. I like to write, my curiosity was peaked. 

The next semester I was enrolled in a news writing course. I did very well (not to brag, but I was the only one who had ever gotten an A in this professor's class, eh yeah) and enjoyed the heck out of it. My professor, Christy Murphy, may very well be credited for starting my thirst for news. She ran the Mocs News program and invited us to come out. I thought, why not. 

It was love. 

Twice a week I was in that studio either anchoring or in the control room. With the help and encouragement from Ms. Murphy, I had found my purpose. 

I decided that UTC was not going to help me grow into the journalist I wanted to be, so I made the very hard, but very God-inspired decision to transfer to UTK.

It has been incredible. There are many opportunities for me and I have met others just as passionate about reporting the news to the world as I am. 

I want nothing more than to change this world through knowledge. I believe that with love and understanding, this place could become a great place. Bad things happen, I want to understand why this is and to heal and prevent more of them from occurring

In short, without the help of my darling mother, Debra, and a few encouraging others along the way, I would not be as happy and as driven as I am right now.

Love each other, the world, and yourselves!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Swedes Have New Freedom When Naming Kids

And they didn't before, you may ask.

Well actually, they didn't.

Swedish tax authorities banned parents from naming the fruit of the loins after fast food chains, rock bands or their favorite brand of beer.

Apparently these things had bad connotations are were not suitable for names.

Tax authority spokesman Lars Tegenfeldt explains “there is nothing negative about a name like Coca-Cola or McDonald's today. In the 1970s, maybe it was.”

Oh the flawless logic.

The bans have been lifted and I'm sure that the Swedes are reproducing at alarming rates just to get the chance to name their spawn things like "Natty Light," "Whopper," and "Phish."

I wonder if anyone got away with "Sam Adams"...

BUT for a disappointed few, God, Allah or Devil are still unavailable... maybe next year.

Love each other, the world, and yourselves!

Corpse's Best Friend

A German Shepard was found next to his owner's body 6 weeks after the man took his own life in
This kind of thing makes me believe that love is real, even if it is about a dog.

I would like to think that my Ranger would stay with me!

Love each other, the world, and yourselves!

China Is No Longer Invited to My Birthday Party

And it was a mermaid-themed pool party, they'll be missing out.

First strike, well, obvious reason being they're communists.

Second strike, Tibet.

Third strike, they lied about a gagillion things so that the Olympics could be held in Beijing ie. pollution, improvements of human rights, freedom for the foreign press.... blah, blah...

Fourth strike (apparently you get more than three strikes with me, it must be my forgiving nature...), they shattered my child-like wonder for the amazing and FAKE fireworks.

Fifth, THEY MADE A LITTLE GIRL LIP-SYNC "ODE TO THE MOTHERLAND" BECAUSE THE GIRL WHO ACTUALLY SINGS IT WASN'T CUTE ENOUGH!!!

For real? FOR REAL.

"The reason was for the national interest," said Chen Qigang, the ceremony's musical director. "The child on camera should be flawless in image, internal feeling and expression. ... Lin Miaoke is excellent in those aspects."

"We had to do it," he said. "We'd been through several inspections. They're all very strict. When we rehearsed at the spot, there were several spectators from various divisions, especially leaders from the Politburo, who gave the opinion it must change."

This just makes me really sad.

Can you imagine living in a country that will do anything just to project an image of perfection?

In my opinion, the real singer was as darling as she could be!

Boo.

Love each other, the world, and yourselves!

Monday, August 11, 2008

Being Talented, Apparently Punishable By Death

What is going on?! It seems that ridiculously talented older black men are the flavor of the week for the Grimm Keeper.

First, he tries to nap Morgan Freeman in a car accident in Memphis. Thank goodness he is now recovering.

Second, he takes Bernie Mac, which was quite a shock for me. The comedian was only 50 when he died of pneumonia. Mac kept audiences laughing for years through his shows and many movies.

Now Isaac Hayes?? Hayes, 65, was found Sunday next to his treadmill in Memphis and was pronounced dead an hour later. Hayes was a music icon and lent his talent to many a movie and even South Park. Too cool.

The world just got a little less talented.

Love each other, the world, and yourselves!

U.S. Troops May Be Pulling Out

A deal between the U.S. and Iraq is in its final stages to get troops the heck up outta there!

Combat troops will be leaving December 2010 and will be quickly followed by the rest.

The deal will also restrict troops to their bases as of June 30, 2009 in stead of patrolling streets.

I personally do not have anyone serving there, but I know those that do are thrilled.

Whether or not you agree with the war, you do have to agree that those men and women deserve the utmost respect and honor. Be sure to keep them in your thoughts and prayers.

Love each other, the world, and yourselves!